Steely Dan Database
Well I guess I needed a miracle If I was gonna make my flight I had to get to Gate C13 And it was still way out of sight But something in my carry-on bag Ticked off the x-ray machine Cause then an angel straight from heaven Asked me to step behind the screen When I felt her wand sweep over me You know I never felt so clean Girl you won't find my name on your list Honey you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes - my cell phone You know I love - love - love you Security Joan I hung out at the Starbuck's Til just around boarding time Then I strolled on back to the checkpoint With just one thing on my mind She flashed that crooked smile and said Hon, I believe you missed your flight I said there's been a minor change of plan And I'll be stayin' for one more night I could tell from the way she looked at me Everything was gonna be alright Girl you won't find my name on your list Honey you know I ain't no terrorist Confiscate my shoes - my cell phone You know I love - love - love you Security Joan